the meanings we mean



For instance, I wonder what the iceberg can tell me about this. Janna and I were driving home from my niece/goddaughter, Hazel's, baptism, yesterday. (Hazel, by the way, looked incredibly precious in her mother's old baby clothes.) But from the sublime to the offensive. On this trip, we stopped to fill up or relieve ourselves (or myself) in several gas stations which were in a more or less rural area. As per local tradition, many ridiculously thoughtful things are left inscribed upon these bathroom walls. I had the idea, upon which I did not act, that I should add to the conversation by posting something such as the following.
Viva the Towelheads!
We're here, we're queer gay-married terrorist abortion doctors who burn the flag so get used to it!
Camelhumpers unite, you have nothing to lose but your right to buy statues of skeletons riding motorcycles made in China by slave labor!
Their is no God but Al-lah and his prophet is whup-ass!
Join Al-Qaeda! See the world! Get some virgins! Call 1-888-2N4-MFBI.
Now imagine all that written in sharpie above the toilet paper next to, "Be here at 4:30 on Mondays for some head." Maybe next trip.
1 helpful remarks:
It's always nice to have something to look forward to when you're going to the bathroom. I recommend you do it.
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