και συ, τεκνον; Аргументьі и Фактьі.
"But the liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand."
—Isaiah 32:8

Thursday, December 22, 2005

crypto-racism

So, I ordered Silver City from Blockbuster Online, and gosh, that movie sucked hard. I watched a great documentary on Las Vegas from American Experience. An architecture historian from Las Vegas was being interviewed about his hometown. He told a story about an architect friend who was visiting him. They were walking down the strip and his friend, riled by the sheer gaudiness of it all, shouted, "This is a joke!" To which the Las Vegan architect responded, "But you get it, don't you?"

Well, Silver City was a joke of the movie, and the punchline is, George Bush is an idiotic plaything of the dark powers and the joke is on us. Of course, it wouldn't take much to convince me of that fact, but this movie was probably such a product of passion on the part of the filmmakers they decided not to make it good. Let me count the ways that it sucked—acting, directing, editing, dialogue, cinematography, etc... Anyways, being Dutch, I rarely stop watching a movie partway through, but I just couldn't keep watching this piece of crap.

However, it did contain a preview for a Korean war movie which Spencer had mentioned to me. I immediately put it to the top of the queue. The preview for this movie had that voice of the guy who is always speaking two octaves below the rest of us. It read something like...

"In a world torn apart...In a war they didn't believe in...Two brothers are fighting...for their country...for honor...and to find...each other. Bok Choi and Sum Dum Phuk star in Tae Guk Gi."

Of course, up to this point we are being subjected to an ultra-violent Saving Private Ryan-esque cascade of images. All of a sudden, that little racist who lives inside of me starting chortling. I think it was the incongruity between this deep Anglo-Saxon voice and these Korean names of people I had never heard of. Of course, I am sure that this movie will kick the pants off Silver City. However, to paraphrase Monty Burns, you don't have to kick that movie to get its pants off.

Monday, December 19, 2005

The dental hygenist of Abu Ghirab

Marine DentistrySo, my dentist may be one of the most boring, bland people I have ever met, but what I like about him was that he always cleaned your teeth himself—and he was as gentle as the soft April rain that melts the snow in the rolling foothills of fairyland. However, today I was confronted with his new dental hygenist straight from Camp Delta, Gitmo. I exaggerate, of course, but all I know is that if I were an al-Qaedista, I would've caved under those interrogation techniques. Granted, I had not been as faithful with the flossing these last six months as I generally try to be (especially the month before the check-up.) However, Sub-Commando Hygenia made a note in my chart that next time she's just going to have the "power tools" waiting for me. (An actual quote—"Not that it will be any less painful, but we'll be done faster.") So, anyways, I guess if I ever had motivation to floss, this would be it.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

primordia rerum

I believe that a lot of sins have been committed in the name of progress—personal, political, and polytechnical. Therefore, I would like to suggest a theory, surely not original, which I believe helps me understand my world.

I do not believe, at a fundamental ontological (οντος=essēns=being) level that humans, animals, anything made of matter, spirit, or both, can become "better." I believe that one's behaviors can be modified for a time, possibly for a lifetime, to be "better." I believe that one can gain both knowledge and increase in wisdom, however, I do not believe that a person's, a thing's, or a society's essence can improve.

For instance, let's take my health. I am in the best shape of my life. I am cardiovascularly fit—I can run miles without feeling winded. I can do sit-ups, push-ups, and pull-ups (no, not the diapers). However, if I don't make a decision every day to watch my starch intake, go to the gym, go for a run, take my medicine, etc... I immediately gain weight and lose muscle tone. If I went for a month without doing those things, I would be significantly less healthy than I am today. Every single day, I must choose to live a "healthy" lifestyle.

The same is true for my "moral" life. Every day I must choose to be polite, helpful, thoughtful, self-controlled, honest, etc... I have the same potential every day to become flabby and lazy in my treatment of others as I do in my stomach. However, I do have the ability to make choices, and to learn from those choices.

Let's take the specific incidence of knowledge and wisdom. Over time, I do believe that humans can accrue more knowledge than they had before. Although this may seem to contradict my theory, I believe it dovetails quite nicely with what I am saying. I believe that knowledge is nothing more than a possession. Obviously, you would all agree that over time, humans can accumulate possessions.

Hagia Sophia

Knowledge does not make us any "better." Of course, knowledge and wisdom, the sages would be quick to remind us, although sisters, are not one in the same. In fact, one can be very knowledgeable and not wise and vice versa. Of course, we all have heard that, "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom." However, I believe this means that truly being wise is learning how much one does not know.

If someone is to gain from possessing great stores of knowledge, it would be to learn how much they truly do not possess. This is an easy lesson to learn when it comes to physical possessions. The media of our society make this clear to us every day. However, somehow, when it comes to knowledge, it is a very difficult lesson.

Therefore, just like having great wealth does not make a person "better," having much knowledge does not necessarily make one "wiser." And, being wiser, I would argue, still does not make one better in their every day actions. Even Solomon, to whom the Bible accords the highest level of wisdom, did "bad" things on a regular basis. What I mean, very specifically is this, that no matter how many possessions, either material, intellectual, or spiritual, that we accumulate, every day we still have the same potential for badness that we did on the previous morning.

The point of this whole essay is that the whole creation is still groaning under the weight of sin, and we are in this terrible time of already having a Savior but not yet being fully redeemed. However, there are two equally dangerous conclusions to make from the previous statement. The first problem would be the one I have addressed here, of somehow thinking that as humans we are making progress towards becoming ontologically "better," rather than thinking of making behavioral modifications that sometimes succeed and sometimes fail.

The second problem, which I have not addressed here, is the equally dangerous idea that there is no hope of modifying our behaviors for the "better." Anyone who has faith in Christ Jesus should believe that Christ gives us victory over sin. Although this battle will be fought until we are mouldering in the grave (and possibly afterwards?), we can live in the confidence of a LORD who gives us the strength to wake up every day and live fully for him in total fealty and freedom.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Happy Holidays!

Not to rub it in, but my Christmas break started yesterday!

Therefore, I would like to wish everyone a Happy...
Advent,
Human Rights Week,
Beethoven's Birthday,
Las Posadas,
Saturnalia,
Solstice,
Yule,
Festivus,
St. Margaret D'Youville's Day,
Mithras' Birthday,
Hanukkah,
Kwanzaa,
Boxing Day,
St. Stephen's Day,
St. John, Evangelist's Day,
Holy Innocents' Day,
St. Thomas Becket's Day,
Holy Family Day,
Eid al-Adha,
New Year,
World Day of Peace,
Mary, Mother of God Day,
Twelfth Night,
Epiphany,
Dia de los Reyes Santos,
Eastern Orthodox Christmas,
and Elvis' Birthday!

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

I don't have to go to work tomorrow, if you haven't figured that out yet.

Ahhh, the gentle fall of freezing rain

Snow MowerSuckers. They shut this town down when there's a patch of slush in front of City Hall. Hey, I'm not complaining. Nev sounds happy enough too, but he wouldn't have to drive through the frozen slush to teach a bunch of snot-nosed angels.

I just finished my final website for ELDF 505 one day early, burned it to a CD for my prof, and left it in a snazzy DVD case with a cover sheet printed up and inserted. I also finished printing up all my Christmas cards. Now I just need to put stamps on them and drop them in the mail. I'm one snazzy motherflautist.

Therefore, I'm going to bask in a successfully utilized snow day by writing a narcissitic blog post that I have wanted to write for a month or so.

I'd like to talk about how people find this wonderful website. Ever since I added a sitetracker, I have been more than entertained by looking with glee at all the visitors I've had. Of course, it's always nice to see that Japanese flag and know that Comrade Swagman's been around. Most of the time, though, I have no idea who the people actually are, but I enjoy seeing the search terms that people have used to find me.

It seems that MSN Search is the most generous in sending folks my way. It seems to think that I match the original Titus Lucretius Carus in importance, especially if one searches for "de rerum natura." All I can say is thank you, Bill Gates. I've been at the top of several interesting search results pages. Some personal favorites...
  • "sexy estonian teens"

  • "people who perservere in wartime"

  • "minimum wage Missouri"

  • and the coup de grâce
  • "charlottesville christian cool"


  • Of course, it was nice to see that a link to my website was buried somewhere way far down on this webpage, along with every other left-leaning Christian this side of the International Date Line. But it was also nice to see some pals up there, including the much followed, Meg Jenista.

    Happy Snow Day! Merry Solstice!

    Wednesday, December 14, 2005

    Conflict on Earth and Illwill towards Men

    Bucktooth the Hairplugged ReindeerThanks to Sixth Doctor I have decided to descend into the alternate reality that is the "War on Christmas." Of course this war was created by FOXNews, which brings to mind what William Randolph Hearst once said to Frederick Remington in Cuba in 1898, "You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war." And I can give the good doctor credit for the inspiration to write this note to John Gibson


    From: mateo_lind@hotmail.com
    Sent: Tuesday, December 13,
    2005 7:55 PM
    To: waronchristmas@johngibson.com
    Subject: and on earth, peace, to men of goodwill

    Feliz Navidad, brother. I pray that God blesses your Christmas.

    If we are celebrating the birth of the Prince of Peace, then why is it necessary to talk about a war on the celebration of his birthday? I thought that Christians were "more than conquerors," meaning, we are better than all those pagans who like to "lord it over" each other. Also, what about the Calvinist founding fathers like Cotton Mather or Jonathan Edwards that would have considered celebrating Christmas to be sinful and idolatrous? Also, I hope that you understand that these men did not celebrate Christmas because it was instituted by Constantine the Great in order to coincide with the cult of Invictus Sol, whose soltice was the highest holiday. In fact, coins Constantine minted feature himself on one side with the sun disk and the words Invictus Sol, and on the other side the image of the Christ. Christmas was created much like Kwanzaa to be a festival celebrated at a time of year when there were holiday celebrations for other traditions that were exclusive of Christians.

    Also, if you want others to be thoughtful and understand your point of view, why do you write a polemic? I can understand if you're just trying to be entertaining, but if you're going to take yourself seriously as a thoughtful person and demand others to be conciliatory to you, why not be conciliatory towards others?

    Peace,
    Matt Lind
    Charlottesville, VA

    Straight Talk for TeensOf course I realize that FOXNews exists solely to take something that is relatively serious and important—that being our freedom and democracy—and to make it into a big flipping joke. So, for the punchline, I turned to the "War on Christmas" section at MediaMatters.org. Therefore, I invite you to laugh along with Mr. O'Reilly as one would laugh at any authority figure, yours truly included, who might express such a lovely sentiment.


    "I am not going to let oppressive, totalitarian, anti-Christian forces in this country diminish and denigrate the holiday and the celebration. I am not going to let it happen. I'm gonna use all the power that I have on radio and television to bring horror into the world of people who are trying to do that. And we have succeeded. You know we've succeeded. They are on the run in corporations, in the media, everywhere. They are on the run, because I will put their face and their name on television, and I will talk about them on the radio if they do it. There is no reason on this earth that all of us cannot celebrate a public holiday devoted to generosity, peace, and love together. There is no reason on the earth that we can't do that. So we are going to do it. And anyone who tries to stop us from doing it is gonna face me."

    I imagine that Mr. O'Reilly practiced this one with his children in between sexually harassing his producers on the corporate jet on the way to Aruba last Christmas. MediaMatters.org gleefully pointed out that for this statement Mr. O'Reilly earned the "Worst Person in the World" award from Mr. Olbermann of MSNBC.

    Here's another found object from the FOXNews alternate universe website

    "Tonight's Show
    Why are high-ranking clergymen avoiding the Xmas controversy? Plus, Snoop Dogg's Mother!"

    Monday, December 12, 2005

    more uncertainty

    Well, gentle readers, I have come to an inconclusion.

    Let me say this, when people feel certain, it can lead to violence.

    confrontation

    It appears my new Nordic friends are practitioners of Falun Gong (which, apparently has really been known as Falun Dafa this whole time) the Chinese crackdown upon which we heard so much about in the waning years of the Clinton administration. (By the way, I invite any new gentle readers from Scandinavia to feel free to browse the archives—December 2005 should do it. Just scroll down past all the good stuff.)

    Upon the suggestion of my mysterious benefactors, I did some research on the Falun Dafa. I was a little put off by this warning from Master Li.

    "On the surface, Zhuan Falun is not elegant in terms of language. It might even not comply with modern grammar. If I were to use modern grammar to organize this book of Dafa, however, a serious problem would arise wherein though the structure of the book’s language might be standard and elegant, it would not encompass a more profound and higher content. This is because modern, standardized terminology cannot express the guidance of Dafa at different high levels and the manifestation of the Fa at each level; neither is it able to bring about practitioners’ transformation of benti and gong, or other such fundamental changes. "

    As someone who feels about the present active participle the way some feel about fuel injectors or fantasy football, this was hard to accept from the leader of a new ancient world-life view. Now certainly the Judeo-Christian scriptures are no example of polished prose, and when the spirit moves, I guess there is no time to run scripture by an editor. However, the idea that somehow grammar makes things less intelligible is my main concern.

    tetraskelion

    See Joel's blog for an interesting discussion of this symbol.

    I have never been comfortable with the idea of enlightenment. This may be due to my somewhat strict Calvinist upbringing or my general inability to really become functionally any more proficient at life than I was as a third grader. The enlightenment project has always smacked me a little of arrogance. For instance, although Voltaire may have said, "As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities," it seems that atheists have had just as good a track record in this matter as any religious order. Of course, as a "Westerner," who was taught that Voltaire was somehow a godless secularist AND a great thinker, I am probably most uncomfortable with the idea of religious enlightenment. I would imagine that an Eastern way of expressing the same concern would be to say, "If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."

    Anyways, I guess that my mind is not totally closed to this new way of thinking, especially if it is merely a philosophy instead of a full-blown religious doctrine. However, I already have enough Christian dogma to wrestle with, I don't need to come up with a tortured apologia for eating meat.

    God bless field trips!

    So, I guess I could organize my desk, but I'm going to enjoy my respite by closing the door, cranking the radio, and doing a little blogging.

    Yesterday, during the silent prayer of confession I decided to thank God for confusion and doubt, because I had words with him in the shower that morning. Then the preacher preached a whole sermon about how doubt is a blessing. It's just like when I ask my students if they are lying to me about lying. My head is spinning.

    There are some really simple things I have heard from sincere Christians lately.
    • One teacher talked about how Jesus never responded with a hasty word, but the last time I checked the Bible, he was responding in terms that I might consider hasty quite frequently.

    • I listened to a local Christian radio station for approximately 2 minutes Friday (when I reached a tolerance limit), during which Luis Palau talked about a woman who miraculously survived a horrific accident in Tenerife in which she was thrown from the plane by a terrible explosion. Mr. Palau was very impressed by the fact that this woman expressed faith in Jesus before she was thrown from her plane. It seems to me that this sentiment is rather unremarkable. Isn't it usually when we are faced with death or something beyond our control that we turn to the supernatural? I think a truly courageous action would be to either face death as an atheist or to live as a person of faith.

    • This isn't something somebody has said particularly lately, but I have heard it said that the gospel must be true because either...
      • the disciples wouldn't have done what they did for a lie, or...

      • Jesus must have either been crazy or divine to have done and said what he did and said.

      Having said this, what about all the people who knowingly or otherwise base their lives on a far more unreasonable lie?

    The truth of the matter is that for some of us, the victory of living one day thoughtfully, productively, and intentionally is far greater than the greatest of great deeds. Speaking of the above, I recommend The Motorcycle Diaries. I may have quit the Socialist party a long time ago, but I'm sick of conservatives of goodwill defending the bad actions of the worst capitalists.

    Here's a secret—the final good in life is not how prosperous was one's economy, but how we treated others. I truly believe that a fundamental existential equivalent can be made—how we treat others is how we treat ourselves. At least that's what Jesus said. Of course, he may have spoken hastily...

    Tuesday, December 06, 2005

    the Snowpocalypse, part II

    Thanks be to overreaction and bad winter driving skills!

    Here's some links for my brother and my wife, and all the haters out there who don't trust the statistics that I pull off the top of my head.




    Southernism of the Day:
    I don't know if this really counts in this category, but it sure fits into the quirky local news category. This a heartwarming story. It basically reaffirmed my faith in humanity.

    "Hitler Goes To Prom"

    Controversial Post of the Day
    Love me, or hate me, I try not to be knee-jerk anything. Look at my UVa blog.

    http://mattlindatuva.blogspot.com/

    Monday, December 05, 2005

    the Snowpocalypse

    SnowSnowIt hasn't happened yet. And I'm at work. I'm wearing my Grinch tie in protest. Keep in mind that 1/2 an inch is enough to do away with school for a day in these parts.

    Read this article.

    abortion debate

    I agree with what he said (mostly).

    Sunday, December 04, 2005

    Race day

    Lind Strong
    It was actually 103rd, but Janna couldn't have known that when she made the medal this morning. Mark Lorenzoni, the running guy saw her put it on me and said, "Nice." However, it was sweet to have accomplished both my goals. Firstly, I just barely beat Dave and secondly, we knocked the 9 minute pace out of the park by coming in at under 34 minutes. However, I did eat Dan Moriarty's shorts in the last few seconds of the race.

    http://www.healthsystem.virginia.edu/internet/
    prostatectomy/mensfourmiler.cfm

    Saturday, December 03, 2005

    Baby, it's cold outside...
    a newish* theory about the perception of weather

    *By "newish" I mean not new or original at all.

    Thanksgiving in IthacaThe longer I live in Virginia, the more I whine about cold. Now, certainly, it was refreshingly wonderful to visit places up North, where the weather is far more cold than here. And upon visiting these places this year, I believe that I am on the brink of a major discovery of something Janna and I have known for years--winter is actually colder for Southerners than Northerners.

    Here are my groundbreaking findings--

    Due to classical conditioning, Southerners have a general perception of their environment as warm and inviting, and therefore see the seasonal cooling as a nuisance. Therefore, they fail psychologically to take appropriate measures to keep themselves warm. Northerners, on the other hand, perceive their general environment as being cold and hostile, therefore, they have a tendency to overprepare for cold weather.

    Let me cite my anecdotal evidence.
    • In Virginia, there are only three months out of the year in which it is quite likely to freeze overnight, whereas, in Michigan, there are probably six months in which this true.

    • Therefore, in Virginia, people are less likely to allocate their resources for tools to deal with the cold, i.e.

      • Really, no one owns or at least wears a winter coat.

      • People do not regularly wear gloves or hats when they go out.

      • Buildings do not have the infrastructure for winter.

        • Public spaces rarely have a place to hang a winter coat (i.e. churches, restaurants, etc...)

        • Cheaper, less efficacious heating methods are popular (i.e. heat pumps, wood stoves, etc...)

        • People rarely have a garage, let alone one that is attached to their house or heated.

    • In the north, people are more willing to wear warm clothes for short periods of outside activity.

    • People in the south expect to be able to continue outdoors activities throughout winter months.

    It is interesting to note that these opposing attitudes lead to a similar style of reporting. In Chicago, where wintertime blizzards are a matter of course, television news often presents news of such in a sensationalistic manner. However, this is usually presented from the attitude of, "Hey, look, I told you Mother Nature has been trying to kill us all this time. I mean just look at how much she hates us." Whereas, in Charlottesville, television news also sensationalizes snow storms, but the attitude of the presenters is more like, "Hey, this is unfair! We live in the South. How dare it snow upon us!"

    reading The Onion at the bus stop

    Anyways, I know that when I visited Ithaca and Saint Paul, I cam prepared with hats, gloves, layers, and flanel garments. The temperatures, especially in Saint Paul, where no more cold then than they are now in Charlottesville. However, I just walked across UVa's campus to work on rendering my teaching video, Oy! and I was not even wearing a coat. Therefore, leaving me feeling much more cold than I would have felt in the same or worse weather up North.