και συ, τεκνον; Аргументьі и Фактьі.
"But the liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand."
—Isaiah 32:8

Monday, February 13, 2006

When does it become okay use "tsunami" as a metaphor again?

Since my last post was about the freedom to offend, please enjoy the natural disaster metaphor for American politics in Larry Sabato's following political prognostication. (Click the link below for tsunamic fun!)

Tsunami or no Tsunami?

Of course Sabato did not factor in this man, whose existence was made known to me by Nevsky and his troupe of dancing badgers. Ronald Reagan's Secretary of the Navy is a Democrat? And he writes screenplays? And he's dreamy in the kind of way that could even get Bob Marshall to come out of the closet? And he's running against Preppy McPrettyBoy F.F.V. from right here in Preppyville?

And all this time I thought that Jesus was a Republican. I guess he was just a RINO.

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