και συ, τεκνον; Аргументьі и Фактьі.
"But the liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand."
—Isaiah 32:8

Friday, November 11, 2005

rewriting history

Do I have to give another speech about this war?I was under the impression that the only good writing is rewriting.

Of course, we shouldn't mention rewriting the intelligence before the advent of the Iraq War to suit the demands of the Bush Doctrine.

Also, as a Texan, Bush should have known a fundamental principle of human conflict--the best defense is a good offense. Unfortunately for Bush, he didn't realize that something apparently offensive--invading another country--would actually be defensive--regime change anyone? Then there is the whole problem that Bush is now on an extremely defensive offensive to justify his offensive defensive.

Evil Dude #2Of course, Kerry was just fencive, but after five years of the Bush Doctrine, it kind of seems like every man, woman, and child needs to fend for themselves.

Ahhhh, the sweet breakdown of civil society. At least we know it can happen in a semi-socialist paradise, too. Now, what is wrong with just waiting for the whole Arab world to get totally sick of mindless violence?

3 helpful remarks:

Blogger Phil shared...

WHY DO YOU HAT AMERICA SO MUCH

WHY DONT YOU GO LIV IN CUBA YOU COMMIE PINKO

11:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous shared...

Is Phil regressing a bit here. =)

7:14 PM

 
Blogger lucretius shared...

This is the kind of dialogue I have been trying to foster on this blog for years. And by years, I mean less than a year. Where the hell does the time go?

7:50 PM

 

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