Matt's Northeastern Magical Mystery Tour

I am attempting to make a freeloading visit north and east during my spring break. If you are or know a person with a big heart and a bed for 1 night in one of those aforementioned blue states, please let me come stay. Peter Bratt, check out the revised itinerary. Would that work for you?
I am trying to stay with some folks who are a little right of center, so the Magical Mystery Website is politics-free, just like the seminary near where I grew up was a "nuclear-free zone."